Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
Bitch you gon call me ugly when you're fuckin BLACK? Lmaoooooo shit son you ugly by default the baby Jesus gave you some bad cards in your hand in the game of life like shit I can be pretty if I don't make faces but you'll always be a dirty jiggaboo. Go find some bleach and lemme know when you fix that nasty complexion of yours. Y'all look like a pile of dog shit.
lets not play this “game of life”.
I win you lose
the very essence black excellence. the very essence of white mediocrity.
shit i felt this one in my stomach that hurt
who counting down til the bitch deletes